Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. Okay? And nobody wants that shit. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. FRIDAY said. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. Edward had many regrets in life, ones that he probably would never get to remediate forbecause death made a sudden but wild appearance in his life, or so he thought, at least. We've got all the fun questions left! He swirls his mostly-empty bottle and makes a thinky-face. I broke like 4 ribs, my ankle, my hand and my foot. Wait, Clint says. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. #spideychelle Someone is after Maya. I smell a demi, Brucie.
Oh, he says. He shifts his hips slightly, presses back against the hard-on there, and waits for a reaction. Which is pretty often. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. Peter had assumed it was some little science project that was supposed to improve his web-shooter fluid or something, but Mr. Stark had sent him an address in lower Manhattan with instructions to come in his suit. Back the fuck up." I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. Come oooon, he says now, and waggles his eyebrows in a seductive way that is about as sexy as the thought of Fury wearing a banana hammock. That's why Tony will stop. They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. They're lying in bed, embracing, making out, and it's probably one of the gayer things Clint has done but he doesn't mind. Nah, you heard Steve. Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. "What? Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. It's creepy. Are you, like are you?. No.
Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction "Never have I ever," Tony was determined to think of something so outrageous that Peter couldn't of possibly done "Killed someone on purpose." It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. Ow. Nope, Clint says. What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. MJ Nalinis words wont get out of Devis head so Ben gives her something else to think about. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Thank you, she says and takes it, before turning her head towards Tony. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. She knew, obviously. Ned just skidded over to peter, even though he sat next to him, and before Peter could react to small headache that was his spider-sense, pulled up his sleeve. The kid shook his head , pouring himself another glass or apple juice. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? Rhodeys clothes were so much comfier than mine! When they can't sleep. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. Tony informed me that the post-battle bonding rituals of Asgard are much different to Midgardian customs, Thor says with a serious nod. Pete, that means youre up! "Peter you go first" Wade said. See? Tony says and gestures at the circle they make, most of them slouched comfortably on the large pillows. but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. You didn't tell me this!" "Who is he? Damn. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. Guy's gotta have a fucking death wish to sneak up on Clint while he's sleeping, the fuck. And don't use the classified information clause to chicken out when the questions start to get interesting. Tony glares at each and every one in turn, except for Thor, because TMI has always been a bigger problem than the opposite when it comes to him. 'f I were, y'd be dead. Site code originally based on Storyline IO Designs 2002. Good morning, Miss Romanoff! Tony doesn't walk into the kitchen. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. We dated." "When have you ever driven? The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. It's huge and looks delicious, even if Clint hasn't slept in here before, and he wrestles out of his clothes before flopping onto the bed, naked as hell. Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. After the serum. The thought is kind of baffling. It becomes a semi-regular thing. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. Alright, never have I ever woken up still drunk and gone about my day like normal anyway. Natasha said. The other teenagers smiled too, not in a 'you are so stupid' way, but how one might discover a new fun fact, like how Ned discovered Peter HATED peppermint with a passion. Its called being undercover. Weak sauce, man. Steve asked. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. as well as Okay, so I reacted kind of not-awesomely, but I mean, it came out of the blue and I've only been thinking about it for six days and it's not like we ever-. He sleeps around a lot. Al1v3p00l, AddSomeSparkles, Gretetel, pheonixfeathers, Mani_readz, Athena_83, Son_AviAgreste, Theseeker100, Sydneyy205, Sarah_248, Bessiesboy04, Blackdahlia3000, th3_r4t_k1ng, lileolily, and_AS, 14Muffinz, Psyclopticfury, Annaparkerjones, Nicecutgee, Rahhpixy, Korbi01, Mian975, Ejiro_kiripima, localbookgirl, jnate101, minho_stole_my_cats, dxnllse, Artistik_nobody, yasammy4life, TheLyingGrapevine, apeacufulocean, Rudgiraffe, Yoosangah, rozeis, udonsuperiority, ImAHyperPotato, Madmadds01, daughter_of_apollo_7, Radzy_N3rd_time, OliOcelot, Blackwidow622, hockeyaddict, natalicja_w, charlotte1217, alilhopelessromanticgremlin, kukutajam, Alphandrew23, goldenzingy46, Tonydeservesbetter, nexttoyouboyfriends_larry, and 145 more users "Oh shut up Buck. Peter and Thor drank there juice and shot. Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) Yeah. Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. Clint rolls his eyes. "Way way way wait. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. Oh yeaaah. You're no fun, Cap. Always with the dramatics, Clint teases and drinks. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. Aye, a quest! he says and bangs his jug against the floor, and Clint is once again glad they stopped giving him glass mugs. Good night, Clint., Mmmm. He clings to her for another moment before attempting to stand on his own two legs. Simply reader inserts with the fandom/character of your choice! maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. Moving on! Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. He's lying with his head in Tony's lap, and Tony plays with his hair while he watches a re-re-re-run of Beverly Hills 90210. I was dirt poor in the great depression. Will Peter and Maya get a happy ending? She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. He ignores the shiver that travels down his spine when Tony's goatee scratches against his chin. Of course I am, just gimme, he whines and tugs at Clint's sleeve. Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. I wouldn't fuck off if you were interested in more than just casual hook-ups, I mean., Tony leans into the touch, barely, but his eyes don't stray from Clint's. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. LOKI BABYSITS PETEY (+ EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS), THE LEVEL RED INTERNS (Slight Spideypool), 5 TIMES PETER HELPED THE AVENGERS (+1 TIME THEY HELPED HIM), LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT THEM [ENDGAME SPOILERS], A GHOST OF THE PAST [+ A/N ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END], CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR (FOR LIKE A FEW WEEKS, CHILL), LET ME FALL (REQUESTED PART TWO) [TRIGGER WARNING], IS THE NEW ARM THAT NOTICEABLE? Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? I never needed to know this much about my proteges sex life. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. He's got a big metal mug in hand (he still occasionally forgets the no-smash rule when he wants a refill of something, and it's just easier for them to give him metal mugs for now), and he sits down in an almost perfect lotus position. Does that mean you're single, Barton?. No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. What if they asked about being robbed? "Explain, now. and other people I can't remember right now. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever.